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Posts tagged with 'Christmas'

  • Do the Green Thing - The Old Thing Wrap

    POSTED BY DAMIEN SOMERSET, MAY 06 2008 01:30 PM | PERMALINK


    Dear Green Thing, if you wrap a granny, do you need to use porous wrapping paper? Regards, Janet Mapplethorpe. Dear Janet, the granny is meant as a metaphor for an old phone or ipod or typewriter or book or jacket or hat or long playing record, but if you do want to give a granny for Xmas, yes, use porous wrapping paper. Love from Green Thing.

  • Do the Green Thing - Joseph, Mary, & Jesus

    POSTED BY DAMIEN SOMERSET, APRIL 25 2008 01:14 PM | PERMALINK


    Jesus was born in a simple manger in a bare stable in Bethlehem. Perhaps this was because Mary and Joseph knew that it just would have been wrong to surround God's son with stuff from WalMart.